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Sliced ketchup.

“Another hotly debated question among physicists is what happens if you enter a wormhole [a shortcut that connects two distant points in space and time] and go backward in time. If you then kill your grandfather before you are born, then you have a paradox. How can you exist at all if you just killed your ancestor? Einstein’s theory actually allows for time travel (if negative energy exists) but says nothing about how to resolve these paradoxes. String theory, because it is a finite theory in which everything can be calculated, should be able to resolve all these mind-twisting paradoxes.”  -  Michio Kaku, The Future of Humanity (Doubleday, 2018)

Friends of Caroline Hospice will host their annual fashion show event, “Fashion for Compassion,” on Friday, April 20^th, starting at 5pm at Tabby Place in historic downtown Beaufort.

Easter is my favorite holiday! It's better than Christmas. It's better than Thanksgiving. It's even better than my birthday. Such a special holiday requires a special meal. Dinner during the day is a very Southern thing. Even though “dinner” is eaten at lunchtime, it's a bigger deal than “supper.” Supper implies a less formal meal. For example, if I say I'm having a little “supper party,” you'll figure that it's nothing grand, not too much effort will be expended. If friends are invited over for a “dinner party,” they'll expect something more upscale than a casserole. And yes, we eat on dinner plates, not supper plates. Holidays are big deals. They're always dinners.